I've just been told that I'm to be home alone this week as my owner is off for a holiday to Hungary. This is yet another confirmation that she is off her head. Who would choose to go to Hungary? I am hungry all the time and it is not a nice place to be. I suppose I could have a few of the boys round while she's away - better not neigh about it too loudly or they may be a few gatecrashers - but you know my motto 'Make hay while the sun shines'. See you next week . . .